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5. 5 things that irritate you about the opposite/same sex

So...5 things that irritate me about EVERYONE, because all genders should be goddamn equal cos i treat them the same - minus the physical attraction thing.

1. People that know when you want to be serious and pass it off as a joke. I believe it's quite rude when someone's trying to say something and they're just like "meh-meh-meh-meh-meh" - it doesn't even have to be me trying to say something, just passing something off with a "whatever" attitude is not granting anyone the chance to speak and it just shows how little respect you deserve when you are also trying to speak.

This includes being bad at DotA and not taking it seriously that you are bad because you ruin the game for 4 (or 9) other people who want to enjoy it. If you don't want to play properly then go play with your cock because at least you can only disappoint yourself.

2. SMOKING. Bad habit, more harmful to passive smokers, unattractive and the smell of the smoke gives me headaches. I hate it even more when people spray perfume after they smoke to cover up the smell because they use excess amounts and it gives me an even bigger headache. If you don't want to smell like smoke here's a good idea: don't smoke.

3. Stubbornness. To change yourself for something can either be good or bad - based on judgement. But if you are just bad and you refuse to change your ways then you don't deserve the respect you demand for being a douche. If you lack punctuality, make an effort to be quicker. If you want to look better, don't just sit there complaining and eating and then bitching to everyone who doesn't care about it, then eat to live, not live to eat. If you. YOU are being stubborn because you have every reason to change but refuse to. If you actually stop to listen to advice that people have to give and stop believing that the world is somewhat against you, you may learn a few things and hopefully change the things about yourself that equate you to a rectal cleanser

4. Users. Okay so if you're only going to talk to me if you want something from me then you can do the world a favour and play permanent-hide-and-seek because no one will want to find you anyway. BITCH, who do you think you are? It's also just as bad if you're sucking up to people just to milk them for favours. Not only is it obvious to everyone else, it's funnier when you're helpless without them. Call me a bitch for bathing in your inadequacies as a person, but it's called friendship because you're meant to be friends, you know, mutual affection.

And it's worse when you milk someone more than America milks 9/11 because you know they like you. Not only is it cruel, but it shows that you don't even remotely deserve that person who is willing to forgo something for you.

5. Dumb people. Okay this may sound fairly elitist, but I mean people that just can't think properly. People who can't just stand there, analyse a situation and think to themselves "I need to stop talking because not only is my input not needed, it's also incorrect". People who just have some warped perception of themselves and think that what they say is brutally and honestly, correct. For one, you should never work in the accounting department of a firm because you'll probably just disobey the requirements to be RELEVANT and RELIABLE. I don't want to put any exact examples in because then I'll move away from the point that I hate the fact that certain people are so dumb that even if you fed them a food called "sense", it wouldn't digest.


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