Dinner

2 (Continuation from previous post). After Epic-Thursday, was Epic Friday, which was also named Dinner-day, a night which was organised for Lionel (crazy Malaysian-chef guy!) and Diana (crazy Korean-chef girl!)

But before that, in the morning, I had to work :(


So yeah, the night involved:

Cake(though it was coated with icing when we got to Lionel's - it tasted awesome :))

Chocolate-chip cookies

And lots of other food that I didn't get to take pictures of because Lionel's apartment is too dark (and because it's sort of hard to cam-whore photos with food since the camera is non-rotational.

I also spent hours of excruciating pain because Diana felt compelled to wax my legs.
Yes. My legs. I am (or was) like the hairiest Asian. It hurt soooooo much. I think she's a witch sent from Korea to inflict pain upon me.

I also think Tony Tasam is homosexual

KTV

Hm.. I have slept at Simon's for the last two days..

Why?

1. Chinese Society Karaoke Night:

Fun night :) Good turn up, good contestants, good songs. And we had a karaoke room! (yay!). Also 我的宝贝 was there so I was happy :). In particular, I REALLY enjoyed watching one contestant perform (I fell in love with her!): 記得 by someone I don't know (but 李宣榕 sung it on that Taiwan show that's similar to American Idol) and also, watching Elmer Lee (One of UWA's first year dentists) perform Liu Lei Shou Xing by Wang Lee Hom; he even won an award for Best Lookalike!

Speaking of awards, Leong won the Most Entertaining Performance award. Whilst a large number of us won Utopia cups! (mine is blue!)

So anyway, I managed to cam whore heaps after as well:

Nai-Jiao, Me and Andu (under squeeze effect)

Kwan, Me and Nai-Jiao (under stretch effect)

Kwan, Nai-Jiao and I (under monochrome)

Then we went home and slept.

Hi

Hello,

no rush rush, right?

Though,

Realism>Idealism unfortunately.

If only LIFE went the way Kwan dictated it

Honeydew

You give me a honeydew rush

on another note;

lol idiot

Wireless

Hello. I am at Uni.
Leeching off the computer club's awesome Wireless.

Nai-Jiao is sitting next to me.
He managed to wake up early this morning.
Kwan didn't though. I think we might have to wait for him to get here.

BRB, I have to go to the Rec centre to give Jen her glasses.

We're also going to play Badminton. BYE!

Law

I should really start my LAWS1104 paper.

Starting to feel extremely guilty for not doing anything on it;
Also need the text book ><~~.

I have Famous Amos cookies :)

Bestfriend-Kwan suggests I buy a PSP camera. Yes/No?

I'd rather just save my money ><~
iBook camera is still win anyway :)

What

I honestly don't know what to say.
I don't know what's going on :S.
I don't know why either.
It just happened.
I'm confused
(Lol, for those reading this, it's nothing serious)

Milk

LEoNG ZAI - [(1.0+2)x2] - EVERYONE COME WATCH INDOOR SEMIS TOMORROW 4 PM ^^ says:
MIX UR MILK WITH MY COCOPUG!

Andrew Leong.

YOU ARE FUCKING HILARIOUS!

Five

"I wish I could have five lives,
Then I could have been born in five different towns,
and eaten five lifetime's worth of food,
and had five different careers,
and...

...fallen in love with the same person five times"
- Inoue Orihime; Bleach Anime #141!

Hard

Kwan says he wants to be like me.
I beg to differ.
It's so hard being sago :(
I dislike life sometimes :)
And I wish I could sing :)
And I wish I could be like Kwan and have Jasmine :D

Lucky

I'd like to thank all of ex-WFC and others for helping me today.

I think it might be my lucky day.

This only happened because you all suffered 3 days of horrible luck and channeled it into my Friday.

50% MA. lol. I chucked a Simon-physics.

Bass

Omfg. My neighbour(s) woke me up this morning.
They keep playing that stupid "Every hood's the same" song. Fucking ANNOYING!
So I have proceeded to compete with them by also playing heavy-bass songs on very high volume.
I will continue this until I get home @ 8pm or whatever tonight.

I think I'm going to fail my driving test.

My parents are so cool; I asked them to leave me $160 for the driving test (yeah, it costs THAT much these days!).
So they're like

(My real name), here's $160 for the driving test.


And $20 for celebrating!

I lol'ed irl.

OMFG NEIGHBOURS STILL LISTENING TO THE SAME FUCKING SONG. IT'S SUCH A SHIT SONG TOO

Picnic²

Today I had another picnic! Two.. actually.

The first one involved only Bentley and I. It was so romantic. He showed me a feminist poster.
But he refused my food when I offered it to him :(

The second picnic was at the Refectory.
I had:
Carrots (again!)
Adelphi ham + Lettuce/Mayo on Wholemeal bread (Healthy!)
Banana (again!)
A really long fruit thing that nobody liked :(
2 x Cream biscuit egg roll with mixed bean filling (again!)
Biscuits with milk-chocolate icing (they were one of those hobo brand ones)
Vegemite on mini toasties!

I think that's all. Oh yeah, I had grass jelly drink too :):).

Today, was also auditions for Chinese Society Karaoke.
Some people need to stop singing

Picnic

Today I had a picnic for Bentley.
He didn't come :(

But ex-WFC did :)

We also had spirit circle today in the spirit zone.
But it was unsuccessful because a couple was there and they brought negative energy to the circle.
Then we flocked to the spirit lake.
But was also unsuccessful because the sciences impeded our ability to channel our energy.
So we sat under a nature bridge. That didn't go well because we got attacked by hollows (mosquitos) + spirit disease (hayfever).

I think Kwan is getting better than me at DJ Max Portable 2. :(

Unlucky²

Yes! I'm still the unluckiest guy ever.
Evidence:

Today, Jenny, Kwan, Andrew-Draenei and I were driving home from the city/uni.
Along the way there are about 20 traffic lights.
From a distance, each light is green.
As we approach, they turn yellow and eventually... red.
Every single light!

And it used to take Jen and I 30 minutes to get to Uni (When I used to skip STAT1160)
She now only takes 20 minutes because she gets GREEN LIGHTS.
(I had also noticed that we used to be at the front of the lights on the way(s) to uni. That is, we would always be the first car to hit the yellow/red light.)

I AM SO UNLUCKY IN LIFE!

Sour

Some idiot (sister) left a 2 litre bottle of Soya Milk out on the kitchen bench.
It has gone bad.
It sort of tasted like bad fruit.

There's now nothing to drink. Argh :(

I've been eating fruit all day ><. How the hell is 5 fruit and 2 vege possible with such a constrained budget. Damn the government for being so sneaky with their propaganda ><

Unlucky

I have reason to believe that I am the unluckiest guy alive;

So yeah, this morning I wake up and as usual

My computer doesn't turn on. Really need to send it over to my Draenei husband (Andrew Incipient).

but yeah, I'm like, lol I'm busy today anyway, no time for interwebz.

So then my sister "finds" (they usually steal it off me and never give it back) my NDS

It doesn't work. That's right. Either my R4 doesn't function (again!) or my NDS cartridge reader doesn't read cartridges. I have reason to believe the latter since I tried my sister's R4.

Then I help mum/dad with some housework and @ 3. I finally head out to the city.
When I get to the city, I send an SMS to Diana telling her that "I'm on the train to freo, be there soon!", she replies with "KK. Come to Timezone".

OBJECTIVE TEST: Would any reasonable person assume that this means Timezone in Fremantle?
Answer: YES!

So 30 minutes later, I am in Fremantle, I walk to Time-Zone. I call Simon, he doesn't pick up (later on, I found out he was at the Gym). I call Meng-Han; he likes listening to ring-tones or something. This is how our convo. went:

S: Hey, where are you? I'm at TZ
M: We're at Nandos!
S: Where's that?
M: Next to Timezone!
S: That can't be possible! My brother's restaurant is next to TZ !
M: Are you in Northbridge?
S: Um.. No, I'm in Freo..
M: WTF! We're in Northbridge TZ! What are you doing at Freo?!
S: I thought we were meant to go to FREO TZ LOL
M: Omg, come to NB now!
S: Okay omg.

So another 30 minutes later I am finally in PERTH! (In actuality, the whole trip took me 2 hours from home to the city due to this Fremantle detour).

I decide I'd catch the CAT bus to Icey Ice (that's where they were by now).
But since I HATE waiting (though I'd done it for 2 hours already), I decided to walk to IceyIce.

On the way Simon calls and tells me he's heading there too; (Blessing of luck since he's the luckiest guy ever).

Then his blessing of luck activates itself! Simon drives past me and picks me up! (Yay!)

But that means I can't buy a scratchie because I used my luck at that point :(.

To sum up my day: I went out for 3 hours to eat Icey Ice.

BALL

MSU LA PREMIERE BALL 2007.
ONE OF THE GREATEST NIGHTS OF MY LIFE.

WHY?

1. WFC UNION (less Jun because he's an arse-hole)
2. DRESSING UP!
3. A whole year's effort of selling tickets to make this ball happen
4. A few months work learning a 4 minute dance (+ stepping on Gerald)
5. I love people!
6. Wah liao, everyone looked so hot that night
7. I love Eileen Wong (Chicken!)
8. I love Anne-Marie Foo (It's not on!)
9. I love Bentley Cheng
10. I love Megan Tan
11. I love Christine Tai
12. I love everyone!
13. Thanks to Darren for doing such a great job
14. Thanks to Yoshi for being emo + making the dance hot
15. Same goes out for Jessie + Andy
16. I love glitter! (wow. that sounds queer)
17. I love wine
18. Thanks to Kwan + Mrs. Chia for getting awesome rooms
19. Thanks to Bel+Kae+Cheryl+Mel for letting me camp in their room while I was waiting for the guys to come because my card wasn't working :(
20. Thanks to Danica for writing awesome SMSes
21. Thanks to Meng for not touching me while I was sleeping
22. GG to TTMFH (ATA) for being party animals
23. Thanks to everyone for buying tickets and coming. I'm very grateful.
24. No thanks to the people that didn't come (Jun, Linny, Claudia, Andu & more)
25. Thanks to the MSU committee for being awesome guys/gals + organising such a wonderful event. I can't wait til next year's ball. (ESPECIALLY CHRISTINE MY AWESOMELY CUTE DANCE PARTNER)
26. Sorry to Nadia for my brother stealing your Oscar haha
27. Thanks to Jasmine for letting me borrow her stud. I'm sorry I lost it ><
28. Thanks to Meng-Han for letting me borrow his dice-ring. I'm sorry I lost it ><
29. Thanks to Nai-Jiao for letting me borrow his tie. I didn't lose it :D
30. Thanks to Mel for not shaving my eye-brows off
31. Bad luck to my cousin John. You still have DotA :)
32. Thanks to Room 643 for letting me camp there for a bit.
33. Hello to the guys in Room 644 (Steve + Charles)
34. Lonely 4 ftw. I guess the MSU ball was not the conclusion of WFC. She'll leave her slipper behind some day.
35. Stupid Burswood and your gay service. I WANT MY FUCKING JUG OF COKE FOR TABLE 22 YOU ARSEHOLES.
36. GJ to Tiff for having awesome connections and getting us a good dinner. Love you <3
37. I have so much more to write. But I can't remember. I'll add more progressively.

Happy

Lol.

Yay best-man. How exciting!

(Those who do not understand this joke, don't bother asking)

WFC

Lol. 2 posts in one day/evening.

You know what's weird? Last holiday (end of semester one), I had decided that the MSU ball will conclude WFC. I wasn't actually thinking then. I actually believed that we'd all be still WFC. But turns out, ½WFC have FC and that WFC/2 are going to the MSU ball with C! How odd, how things turn out, expectedly. Makes you realise how wonderful life is sometimes.

If you were wondering, I still haven't FC. Neither have Simon, Nai-Jiao or Ka-Seng (I think....). The others however.. :). I'm happy for all of them

Butter

Lol. Epic fridays (as Kwan calls them).
What happened this time?
We bought some bleach
We used some bleach.

I am ½-way to being a whitey-chan
Here is a brilliantly camwhored photo of Uncao Ka-Seng and I (and Kwan in the background)



We also did Simon's+Meng han's hair, but they haven't camwhored so I can't put a pic up.

Also;

Happy birthday Andrew Leong!; hammer time for tinker!
Happy birthday Natalie Oon!; butch!
Happy birthday Claudia Lie!; gymnastic victory poser!
Happy birthday Vivienne Nguyen!; maths wagger!

Miss

Omg. I caught the wrong bus today (from Whitfords train station) because usually, when I get off my train, there's the 352 waiting for me (previous experiences dictate such assumptions). However, today I ended up on the 468 - which goes to Wanneroo.

So yeah, on days where I intend to get home early to knuckle down on some chores, I end up going home later than usual :(.

I HAVE NEW SHOES ^_^

Anthem

I like,
Where we are,
When we drive,
In your car.
I like,
Where we are;
here.

Cause our lips,
Can touch,
And our cheeks,
Can brush.
Our lips,
Can touch;
here.

You are the one, the one that lies close to me.
Whispers "Hello, I've missed you quite terribly."
I fell in love, in love with you suddenly.
That there's no place else I could be but here in your arms.

I like,
Where you sleep,
When you sleep,
Next to me.
I like,
Where you sleep;
Here.

Our lips,
Can touch,
And our cheeks,
Can brush.
Cause our lips,
Can touch;
here.

You are the one, the one that lies close to me.
Whispers "Hello, I've missed you quite terribly."
I fell in love, in love with you suddenly.
That there's no place else I could be but here in your arms.

Our lips,
Can touch...
Our lips,
Can touch;
here.


You are the one, the one that lies close to me.
Whispers "Hello, I’ve missed you quite terribly."
I fell in love, in love with you suddenly.
That there's no place else I could be but here in your arms.


You are the one, the one that lies close to me.
Whispers "Hello, I´ve missed you, I've missed you."
I fell in love, in love with you suddenly.
That there's no place else I could be but here in your arms

Here in your arms
Here in your arms

Stop

READING MY BLOG!

Moment

From Korean Brian's blog

To all you people who took part in Assassins this week, we stockhands now have to refill all that shaving cream at our grocery stores. Sadly, we are probably the last people who are thought about in society. So please, take a moment to consider us stockhands and the hard work we do to bring you the best in consumer items. Also, take a moment to consider buying IGA rather than Woolworths. Their slogan is so self-centred and customer-unfriendly: "The Fresh Food People". As if WE don't sell fresh food at IGA.

So I would like to take a moment..

Accomplished

Lol. I've noticed all my fridays-saturdays are 'exciting' (for me).

Friday was Malaysia National Day aka Mederka day!
We went to Lionel's for some hot-sex Laksa + other foods that were brought along.
We brought Coronas. SOME PEOPLE didn't bring anything.
Then WFC DMC'd and i emo'd all night :(
I think NJ is sick of my bitching

Today we went shopping for ball-outfits. Yay.