Monologue

The way you speak to your child becomes their inner monologue.

Please do not pass on 'dad' jokes

Success

Most people like to measure themselves by their successes, but it's their failings that are far more illuminating.

Butt-rub

One of my biggest no-nos is using the toilet (#2) within 5-10 minutes of someone else.
It feels so uncomfortably warm like I'm rubbing my bum cheeks against theirs and that's just something I don't want to feel.

So what sucks is this summer heat makes the toilet seat permanently warm so it just feels like I'm constantly butt rubbing someone :(

Boxing

spend boxing day @ burswood with merv's family + family friends.

was fun! gym, swim, eat and chat!

have a pretty good vision of what i'm gonna be like in 25+ years.
looks fun.

Pitch

Pitch perfect is my new favourite movie I have seen it 3 times this week.

🎤

Fears

Waging an all out war with a black widow at work.
Sprayed her like 10 times now and her dead children started to fall from their abode.
SHE IS STILL NOT DYING WHY DO SPIDERS HAVE TO BE SO EVOLUTIONARILY SUPERIOR!

Anyways, eventually she will die. But she has still won - because this encounter has only further reinforced my belief that spiders are fucking aliens and we should be scared of them.


Like vaginas.

Sorry

never apologize for being yourself

unless you're an arse hole

World

http://xkcd.com/1110/

click and drag.

Ocean

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor

Pretty

Missing out on seeing pretty stuff happen in Perth city :(

AASB114-16

Segment result is segment revenue less segment expense.
Segment result is determined before any adjustments for
minority interest.

Supper

When life serves you a bowl of shit the last thing you want is to be force fed dessert.

Comfort

There is no comfort in the growth zone and no growth in the comfort zone

Weather

PERTH WHY U ALWAYS GIVE ME SHIT WEATHER ON MY DAYS OFF :(


oh but i do love the rain!

Dream

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
― Dr. Seuss

Normal

for some reason i feel like Bryan Collins from The New Normal is based on me. D:

100%

imagine if everyone got exactly what they deserved. i can't imagine it because it just looks like a lot of things will happen

Seth

holy shit seth macfarlane is the most charming man i have ever seen he makes me melt.

m5

m5 forfeits against DK.
best reply:

[–]thragar
[+1] 26 points 17 hours ago (33|8)

If they sold a pennant to show how much I hate M5, I would buy it, assuming M5 doesn't get a share of my money. And I'd upgrade it a lot.

FWP

this is the first time in a long time where i have had to use a monitor that is smaller than my keyboard.

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!



luckily this is only my spare computer at merv's house. lolololol.

DJV

wow, my boyfriend has never gotten de ja vu.

Landing

figuring out a way to land with 2 firm feet on the ground!

Ganbei!

one of the most sweetest/touching MVs i have seen in a long time,

Cheers by Mayday!

Shame

Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twice, shame on me.

Fool me again, shame.

Porn

http://www.reddit.com/r/DessertPorn

Lame

I am having a pretty shit day

Moisturiser

so like, it's so amusing when the end of your moisturiser has dried up so it gets sort of blocked and when u go to pump it, it just shoots out because of the narrow channel. like a urethra.

oh it doesn't happen to you? MAYBE U SHOULD MOISTURISE THEN!

Mystery

The person who loves the least in a relationship, controls it.

Kuishin-Bo

omg ate so much i had food baby twins

SG

SG is so hot

so is singapore ;x

Greed

“There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them up.”
- Oscar Wilde

Waste

i work 4 days a week
and the 3 days i have off work
i get dragged around not doing things i wanted to do
such a fucking waste



well at least when it happened to you i made up for it

Complete

Falling from cloud 9
Crashing from the high.

5

top 5 life experience.

Paradigm

The hard part about breaking barriers is that you don't know where to rebuild them.

Kings

civ5 expansion pack out today. fuck you d3 i got a new boyfriend

Homophobia

Unlike homosexuals, homophobics choose to be homophobic.

Creep

You're seriously the biggest, saddest, scariest, creepiest, weirdest creep that not only I know, but probably everyone else too.

Last

And I hope the sun shines
And it's a beautiful day
And something reminds you
You wish you had stayed
You can plan for a change in weather and time
But I never planned on you changing your mind

Honey

pooh bear has been abandoned!

Diablo

diablo 3 is eating up my life!

my barbarian (2nd toon!) is almost level 60, so sad lol.

in other news, MAYDAY COMING TO PERTH!! yayayayayay :D but apparently VVIP/VIP (i have no idea what the double-V stands for) are not that great of a view so general seating it is!

and in more news, it's almost been 2 years since mervyn and i started dating! how exciting! but we don't know what to do lol. what do other couples do on their anniversaries aside from like, dinner etc.

Love

They say when you love someone, you see them everywhere.
Everything you see will somehow remind you of them.
Small things like the smell of cologne, a brand of clothing, a flavour of some beverage, or
A Taylor swift song.


And if that's the case then I'm in love with three things:
Mervyn Yeo, logosquiz and Diablo 3

Creamfields

CF was good. 2nd time I have done it with merv now.
lost my zoo york sunnies too :(

and i guess it's sort of annoying spending a small portion of the back of your head thinking that your contacts are gonna fall out

hot girls have problems too :(

Sick

I think you're sick of me again

Warranty

got a new iphone today! woot!

CRAZE

no rest for the wicked!

here's to you and your temper,
yes i remember what you said last night,
and i know that you see what you're doing to me,
tell me why

Hell

If you're going through hell, keep walking.

25

3 down.. 1 to go.

Fkin waiting game.

FEAR2

can't play the new game i just bought because i haven't played the prequel to it.

/FWP.

我恨我爱你

愛情已經過了甜蜜期
多說也是無益
愛不愛我已經沒關係
一點小傷而已
你可以很放心
我不會為了留你
假裝可憐兮兮

Cars

followed a car with license plate BDO last night.

it means if you chase your dreams, you will end up probably in joondalup or currambine.

BDO

Biggest
Day
Of my life!

Genders

after a somewhat brief discussion a few days ago i had with merv and 2 days of it randomly popping up in my head, i've realised:
guys are better at hanging out than girls, and
girls are better at catching up than guys
it's just how it is, girls are never good when they hang out together all the time; it's so toxic
and guy's catching up must be pretty boring (not that i'd really know because i'm more of a girl-catcher-upper)

END OF STORY!

Roast

so much roast!
had roast beef/pork/duck/chicken over the last 4 days!

23

yay thanks everybody for the iPad! now i won't even be able to pass 1 unit a semester :(

Calling

maybe heaven right now is a devil or angel away.

Seeds

are u meant to stop caring after a while? is that what trust is :S

We

and if you have a minute, why don't we go?
talk about it somewhere only we know.

this could be the end of everything,
so why don't we go

somewhere only we know?

Next

bucket lists

Onesie

omg we're all going out tonight except shaun and i'm scared he's gonna go into our room and steal my onesie and try it on cos it's so adorable what do i do

Orange

oh my god josh gave me an orange-flavoured lolly now i am having that weird feeling in my mouth and my nose is sweating. POISONNNNN!!!!!!!!

Rant

my laptop charger is not in my room omg someone borrowed it probably cat but now that means i can't charge my laptop/phone overnight (lost my phone charger in taiwan).

omg first world problems!!

no scars today!! maybe cos all i did was sit in the office at work and learn to use the new POS system that we have!

but i went to the gym and didn't hurt myself - but i did take CRAZE and gurlllll dat shit make you so fly, but dayum it hits you hard later like chris brown and my gurl ri-ri.

Guarantee

and most of all, I hate your unapologetic and unwarranted anger

because you always know how to spill the half-full cup

Bang

walked into a shower door

Tyre

so like, it's 3:20 and i just got home from merv's.

so late because my tyre was flat and so i had to change it at his.

which now begs the question, how long was it flat before i noticed? it was the back-seat passenger side of my car which is the side that i would hardly see...

oh well,

SotD: right palm
how: stabbed it with a pen knife.

Unlucky

today i was restocking the drinks fridge and i picked up a can of passiona.
it punctured and exploded in my face and the fridge door and a few of the drinks in the fridge.

felt so unphased, like something retarded happens to me everyday. IT HAS COME TO THAT POINT, isn't that sad?

scar of the day: finger
from: noo idea

scar from yesterday: arm
from: noo idea, probably merv!

scar from day before: foot
from: mervyn's toe nail!

Wonderstruck

yay finally home from taylor swift concert - my first concert with more than 1 friend, had a whole group and met anyi :D

took so many videos my phone ran out of space! (didn't even think it'd ever happen :()

thanks to my lovely boyfriend who is no secret to my happiness!

March

best start to my birthday month!

Archaeology

Faith

romeo save me i've been feeling so alone
i keep waiting for you but you never come
is this in my head? i don't know what to think
he knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring..

Mean

but you don't know what you don't know.

Value

there is a difference between worth and value.

Blizzaga

Hit myself in the head with a bag of ice.

C1

going to do another blog thing, because mine is getting bland.

day 1: hopes, dreams, and plans for the next 365 days

get a proper job, graduate, possibly move out, join a different gym, if i move out - get a pet, go on another holiday or two.

basically, begin the rest of my life :)

edit:

don't wanna do this anymore because:
day 63: your views upon gay marriage
is fkn stupid.

why is it even there? gay marriage affects NO ONE except the 2 people getting married, so asking someone for their opinion on it is of absolutely no value to anyone else. yeah okay, it's good to know that people support it, but at which point was it decided that it was a topic of discourse and not just a given?

Hm

dunno what to blog about lol.

uni starts next week! not that it makes much difference lol.

Reminder

write in your sex journal.

Pullup

walked into a pullup bar

366

366 scars! i somehow manage to get at least 1 scar or bump or bruise every day.

so clumsy :(

Bench

i walked into the sink. no kidding.

Return

fucking hell, can't even be bothered writing about it because it's so mean and angry.

TS

there's gotta be a song about this, where is it?

小孩

stop acting like a child and everyone will stop treating you like one

Pinky

god damn finger!

now merv and i have matching pinkies too :(

Either

the benefit of the doubt is of no benefit

Viva

long live all the mountains we moved
i had the time of my life fighting dragons with you
and long, long live the look on your face
and bring on all the pretenders
one day we will be remembered

Spray

kill ALL the spiders!

Seven

if it won't bother you in seven days, then don't let it bother you today

Crazy

30/01/12
12:20.

Just saw my boyfriend do some weird dance/singing.

Have a feeling i must now be eliminated by him

Enchanted

this night is flawless, don't you let it go
i'm wonderstruck, dancing around all alone
i'll spend forever, wondering if you knew

i was enchanted to meet you

Ding

geomancers use bells,

dong!

CNY

wow, merv's dad just gave me a li xi.

Dance

life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain

True

50 years from now Christians will claim they were in lockstep with the gay rights movement all along. They'll list off names of priests and religious leaders who believed in homosexual equality, and that the movement could not have succeeded without Christian support. They'll tell us that the verses in the bible which say homosexuality is a sin were meant for Jews in that current time period, and homosexuality in the context of today is completely different, it's good. They'll remind us that people who were against the gay rights movement failed to understand the true meaning of the Bible, and those who doubt it still are a small irrelevant minority.

The current generation of believers will have no knowledge of past events, other then what their religious leaders tell them. "They're lying to you because they want to push you away from God!" they'll tell their flock. Why would a good Christian not believe in equality for all gods people? They'll quote scripture that proves that god loves each one of us, and to hate someone simply because they were born different, is to doubt his love. It'll make sense, they'll be reassured of their faith.

For those of us that grew up during this time, we'll know they're wrong. But after years of yelling at a brick wall you've grown tired and weary. And one day, someone who never knew what it was like, will come to your doorstep and tell you you're wrong. "But it was like that!" we'll exclaim. "They fought hard against gay rights, and made a lot of homosexuals lives hell." The young buck with the t on his chest can barely contain his laughter, "Next you're going to tell me Christians fought against the civil rights movement too!" You can't understand the bible until you've felt His love! He'll feel sorry for you. He'll look into your old tired eyes and wonder why old age has to take peoples minds with it. He doesn't know any better. He smiles at you, with a cocky smirk on his face that exudes unrelenting confidence in his beliefs.

You pause, unsure of how this conversation started. "Why are you at my doorstep again?"

"I'm here to tell you to vote yes on the law that keeps the aliens from going to human schools."

takenfrom: http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/on1nz/50_years_from_now/

Sigh

what is the world going to do once dawkins dies?

Sprinkler

brush your teeth with your right hand
place other hand on back of head

do you look like you're doing the sprinkler?

Bath

ok so yesterday my brother brought home a bathmat.
and like today, i come home from work and the bathmat has replicated and there are now two bathmats [identical!]

glitch in the matrix.

Pope

"How happy is the blameless vestal's lot!
The world forgetting, by the world forgot.
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!
Each prayer accepted, and each wish resigned."

- Alexander Pope

1WP

well 5 years, to say the least.

New

wow 4 days into a new year (happy 19 months) and i haven't written anything interesting.

hasn't really hit me this time since i spent the last 2 weeks overseas, didn't even realise christmas was christmas - even skyped with my mum/sister that day and forgot to say merry xmas, but they did too haha.

plans for rest of summer: work work work. i think i'm going to singapore too? :D

happy new year, another year in the chronicles of sago

Elain2011

What did you do in 2011 that you’d never done before?
go overseas with my husband! :D

did you keep your new years’ resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
don't even think i made any resolutions

what dates from 2011 will remain etched upon your memory and why?
msia/tw 2011 trip

did you suffer illness or injury?
dumpling food poisoning :(

what was the best thing you bought?
macbook pro? :D

where did most of your money go?
mervyn.

what songs will always remind you of 2011?
anything by adele or pitbull or david guetta or some shit

compared to this time last year, are you: happier or sadder?
perhaps a bit sadder cos i was living with merv last year D:

older or wiser?
older

what did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
22, SURPRISE PARTY!

what kept you sane?
COMFORT FOOD

what issue stirred you the most?
going through the first year of my first real relationship

who was the best new person you met?
well i got to know thuy a lot better and she's the best!

tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2011:
“just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realise half of them are even stupider!”

What do you wish you’d done more of?
study.. sigh

What do you wish you’d done less of?
i don't want to say gym, but that's what i gave up study for. but i can't say that i regret making my body healthier.

Christmas?
taiwan <3

Did you fall in love in 2011?
every day.

Did your heart break in 2011?
yes!

What was your favorite TV program?
i only watch glee :(

Where were you when 2011 began?
in a taxi pulled over on the freeway cos merv was yacking

Who were you with?
cuong and merv!

Where will you be when 2011 ends?
i was in my bedroom with my sister and merv and josh :D

Who will you be with when 2011 ends?
as above

Where did you go on vacation?
KL/Taipei

How many concerts did you see in 2011?
far east movement i think :S does stereo/summadayze count?

Did you have a favorite concert in 2011?
stereo, if that counts

For Each month, state one event that happened that stands out in your mind;
Jan: VIETNAM
Feb: VALENTINE'S DINNER
Mar: BIRTHDAY BLONDE HAIR!
Apr: a lot of baking
May: boombox?
June: 1 year!
July: uni results, WOW MY GPA? [not anymore :(]
Aug: happy 21st birthday mervyn :)
Sept: tictic/tattat :X
Oct: gym gym gym gym gym
Nov: STEREO!!!!!! ... fail exam sigh.
Dec: KL/TW!!