Love

If the amount of love
is directly correlated
to how much of a jerk you are
for some reason i can't explain

then yi = β0 + β1Xi + ei

where:
yi = how much i love you
β0 = how much i already love you
β1 = you're a jerk but that's not why i love you
Xi = how much of a jerk you are
ei = unexplainable love

and in that case,

even though u are a goddamn jerk i love u :(




all men are jerks and so are u