Coolcats

because helen made me,

u: 你就是我的天使。
u: u make me so proud.
u: u have made the last 2 years as fun as a loaded gun.
u: don't touch me
u: u are sweeter than jellybeans.
u: we need to spend more time together
u: i don't think i'd be alive if it wasn't for you
u: i don't hate u i just hate talking on the phone
u: you're a dog. i'm very, very disappointed in you.
u: you're a bitch. you can go mate with a dog.
u: i love you so much, especially when u come in chocolate.
u: u make conversations interesting
i: u need to sort yourself out
u: u need to sort yourself out
u: u make believe that we can be related by other ways than DNA
u: i want my shorts back
u: i'm so glad i got to meet you :)
u: your brain is magical. really, it is.
u: i love you, in a different sort of way. the same way u are different.
u: if u didn't have an ego, i don't thi- wait that's not possible.
u: i hate how people have a bad perception of you - you are freaking awesome!
u: u deserve so much better than life gives you
u: didn't i say not to touch me? i don't like holding hands.
u: u are clever. way clever.
u: i really like it when we talk, no reason. just because.
u: you're so sweet i don't know how to make u bitter.
u: i don't know what to say. you're there but not.
u: stay real, be cool.

i'll figure it out.