Hippo

so we wanted to go to SPARK but it was empty, but the guy outside was hell geng BOSS guy - he was hell nice and let us go in and have a look.
so he told us to go to BABE18 because it was gonna be good and he gave us directions - we spent like 30 minutes looking for this "BABE18".

and we finally found it - it looked hell busy, we paid 500 TWD, and we got this drink voucher - so 6 drinks.

then there were 3 girls at the bar as well that were drinking with us, and they got close with a few of the guys. and then we asked for tequila shots and they wouldn't let us!

that's because we didn't know that it was free flowing drinks and all u have to do is trade ur drink for another drink (like your glass) - and if u didn't want to drink u could trade it for a wrist band!

the people: a bit trashy
music: pretty good
so we went to the dancefloor for a bit and then we went to a table and meng started talking to a boss gangster guy and his gf/wife/mistress. and he was making us drink and shit! he was so nice + boss.
and then he was like when i leave u guys can have the table! and there was SO MUCH ALCOHOL on his table.

i died first + slept at the table. according to the guys that is. i was actually yacking and they didn't even know LOL!

and they played FIND YOURSELF and it went off! but the MCs were pretty ave. think asian LIL JON.

and NJ kept collecting wrist bands by trading in drinks LOL. and then he was like trying to light up a smoke but he couldn't because it wasn't in his mouth LOL. and he didn't even realise he was smoking and he burnt himself when he tried to put out the smoke. and then he like tried putting it out with a shot of baileys! and then he kept trying to swap glasses for wrist bands. and then at some point he came back and he had no glasses! LOL

and then at some point he was talking to some girl and whispering sweet hippos into her ear.

and then apparently he hit some guy. like HIT. lol and his gf was like WHY DID U HIT MY BF!

and then a whole group of like 10 guys were like WHY DID U HIT MY FRIEND!
and NJ the horny hippo kept going at them - even after we apologised etc. and he WOULDN'T GET IN THE TAXI

'NAIJIAO FUCKING BO U GET IN THE TAXI'
'NO! U GET IN THE TAXI'
*ROAR*

and then the guys wanted to sort shit out but LANGUAGE BARRIER! and then we tried to sort shit out etc. and NJ EFFING BO STILL KEPT WANTING TO FIGHT THEM!

and then THE COPS CAME LOL. and they grabbed vinnie's details and his ID! and the other guys were like RARAR RUN! and they were also like NJ GO AS WELL! because we didn't want trouble !

and the only way zhida managed to get NJ into a taxi was by grabbing NJ from behind and JUMPING into a taxi and going "GOGOGOGO"

(this whole time meng was dying in the toilet)

sago: yacked on taxi window/door. passed out on floor - had to be carried onto bed by jiejie
nj: yacked outside, inside, outside lift, inside lift, floor, bedroom, bathroom, bed, blanket
meng: died in bathroom, passed out while on the toilet
vinnie: yacked in big bins outside hotel - walked into an aisle at 7/11.
meng: yacked in the big bins outside hotel with vinnie
zhida: played wow. LOL

6am: simon calls people up complaining about nj singing in chinese and dancing on his bed or something and also looking for meng. viv doesn't realise that meng is in the bathtub sleeping and tells simon she has NFI where he is LOL.

i wake up in a bed!!

and there's some epic fail drilling by this hotel!