Unlucky

I have reason to believe that I am the unluckiest guy alive;

So yeah, this morning I wake up and as usual

My computer doesn't turn on. Really need to send it over to my Draenei husband (Andrew Incipient).

but yeah, I'm like, lol I'm busy today anyway, no time for interwebz.

So then my sister "finds" (they usually steal it off me and never give it back) my NDS

It doesn't work. That's right. Either my R4 doesn't function (again!) or my NDS cartridge reader doesn't read cartridges. I have reason to believe the latter since I tried my sister's R4.

Then I help mum/dad with some housework and @ 3. I finally head out to the city.
When I get to the city, I send an SMS to Diana telling her that "I'm on the train to freo, be there soon!", she replies with "KK. Come to Timezone".

OBJECTIVE TEST: Would any reasonable person assume that this means Timezone in Fremantle?
Answer: YES!

So 30 minutes later, I am in Fremantle, I walk to Time-Zone. I call Simon, he doesn't pick up (later on, I found out he was at the Gym). I call Meng-Han; he likes listening to ring-tones or something. This is how our convo. went:

S: Hey, where are you? I'm at TZ
M: We're at Nandos!
S: Where's that?
M: Next to Timezone!
S: That can't be possible! My brother's restaurant is next to TZ !
M: Are you in Northbridge?
S: Um.. No, I'm in Freo..
M: WTF! We're in Northbridge TZ! What are you doing at Freo?!
S: I thought we were meant to go to FREO TZ LOL
M: Omg, come to NB now!
S: Okay omg.

So another 30 minutes later I am finally in PERTH! (In actuality, the whole trip took me 2 hours from home to the city due to this Fremantle detour).

I decide I'd catch the CAT bus to Icey Ice (that's where they were by now).
But since I HATE waiting (though I'd done it for 2 hours already), I decided to walk to IceyIce.

On the way Simon calls and tells me he's heading there too; (Blessing of luck since he's the luckiest guy ever).

Then his blessing of luck activates itself! Simon drives past me and picks me up! (Yay!)

But that means I can't buy a scratchie because I used my luck at that point :(.

To sum up my day: I went out for 3 hours to eat Icey Ice.