Monologue

The way you speak to your child becomes their inner monologue.

Please do not pass on 'dad' jokes

Success

Most people like to measure themselves by their successes, but it's their failings that are far more illuminating.

Butt-rub

One of my biggest no-nos is using the toilet (#2) within 5-10 minutes of someone else.
It feels so uncomfortably warm like I'm rubbing my bum cheeks against theirs and that's just something I don't want to feel.

So what sucks is this summer heat makes the toilet seat permanently warm so it just feels like I'm constantly butt rubbing someone :(

Boxing

spend boxing day @ burswood with merv's family + family friends.

was fun! gym, swim, eat and chat!

have a pretty good vision of what i'm gonna be like in 25+ years.
looks fun.

Pitch

Pitch perfect is my new favourite movie I have seen it 3 times this week.

🎤

Fears

Waging an all out war with a black widow at work.
Sprayed her like 10 times now and her dead children started to fall from their abode.
SHE IS STILL NOT DYING WHY DO SPIDERS HAVE TO BE SO EVOLUTIONARILY SUPERIOR!

Anyways, eventually she will die. But she has still won - because this encounter has only further reinforced my belief that spiders are fucking aliens and we should be scared of them.


Like vaginas.