Showing posts with label jerk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jerk. Show all posts

Saturday, 26 May 2012

Diablo

diablo 3 is eating up my life!

my barbarian (2nd toon!) is almost level 60, so sad lol.

in other news, MAYDAY COMING TO PERTH!! yayayayayay :D but apparently VVIP/VIP (i have no idea what the double-V stands for) are not that great of a view so general seating it is!

and in more news, it's almost been 2 years since mervyn and i started dating! how exciting! but we don't know what to do lol. what do other couples do on their anniversaries aside from like, dinner etc.

Monday, 20 September 2010

D20

The one that broke your heart the hardest.

you can probably guess.

though, the one that made me cry wasn't the one that broke my heart the hardest.
but, the one that changed me the most probably was.

and then there's meng, he would never break my heart, because then i'd rip his balls off.

Tuesday, 7 September 2010

D7

Your ex-boyfriend/ex-girlfriend/crush.

Well i don't have any ex-boyfriends..yet (just kidding merlin! (L)!!)

I have one ex-girlfriend: Faye Wong. She was awesome! used to always smash me in gunbound and CS, she was older than me by 3 years and john khoo dated her sister. You might be thinking 'wait, don't you like..swim upstream?' and i say 'yeah, i say that too'.

Ex-crushes, i have plenty! But my three biggest ones would be meng, john and xing. I don't know if that's meant to be public lol, but i guess the whole point of this 30 day challenge is to learn something. They're all pretty cool guys and they all have one thing in common: they actually can't resist me ! :) i'm way too cute!

Thursday, 2 September 2010

D2

Your crush.

not sure if this post is valid since i'm dating someone.
i've had many crushes on many people.
everyone is just so adorable and unique in their own little way,
that u wish u could have a piece of them.

or all of them if you're louis yeo :$.

but i'd have to say my first crush is meng,
and i'm pretty sure he's more than proud of that.

stupid jerk.

good thing crushes are just crushes :P!

Friday, 11 June 2010

Oneitis

it's impossible for me to get oneitis.

sort of like how it's impossible for:

meng to be pure
ness to make a choice
jackie to be happy
nj to care
jen to be sober
mervyn to not be awesome
josh to stop being cute
helen to make a good joke
annie/angle to be smart
john to speak english
renata to be white
george to stop being geng
eileen to stop calling me a whore
ea to stop whinging
kenny to get facebook
kat to fail accounting :)


eff u oneitis, i'm immune.

Tuesday, 1 June 2010

Guilt

dear menghan,

this post is for you because you SHAFTED me into writing this.

i am writing this to inform you of my guilt for calling you a jerk for the last 2 3 years.

because i have also inevitably lost my inability to be a nice guy,
i am now a jerk and i know how it feels to be you.

well not really, you probably get a kick out of it!

xx

sago

:@

Thursday, 27 May 2010

Trouble

i guess we're more alike than i thought we were,
at least it helps with the empathy.

glee episode 20. so epic, been watching the lady gaga routine all night.

happy 21st JK!

Wednesday, 19 May 2010

Hypothetic

if u really want to get into the hypotheticals;

if u weren't such a jerk, then i would love you a lot more.

Tuesday, 18 May 2010

Parallel

"You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it."
The Joker

Thursday, 29 April 2010

Piace

things i love:

  • ice cream cake
  • 台湾
  • avocado shakes
  • accounting
  • grilled fish
  • cadbury hazelnut chocolate
  • 五月天
  • watermelon juice
  • soyabean+cincau
  • gossip 
  • frappes
  • DUMPLINGS
  • mummy's steak
  • u

Sunday, 25 April 2010

Comprehend

it's so unfathomable that it scares me,
so keep it for now.
maybe i'm just finding reasons,
to prove to myself that maybe hera can do other things than be zeus' wife.

Saturday, 24 April 2010

Well

seeing them makes me grateful

Thursday, 8 April 2010

Proof

-2 + -2 = -4

it gets worse.

-

and when i say
something's gotta give.

i usually mean something's gotta give in.

but u are the one that showed me that maybe
something's gotta give a damn.

Wednesday, 7 April 2010

End

deny yourself the pleasure so you can avoid the pain.

as beautiful as it sounds, it's a fairy tale and fairy tales aren't real.

Thursday, 1 April 2010

Lady

lady gaga:

-my first concert :)
-went with meng :):)
-gonna marry her, she's so epic! she makes me feel special :$ :)

meng-han:

-my first love :)
-went to gaga :):)
-gonna marry him, he's so epic! he makes me feel special :$ :)

Tuesday, 30 March 2010

Simplex

thanks to jeffrey i think i did well in my math test,
he told me to study by looking at past papers,
and the only past paper question i looked at just happened to be the one my lecturer used for the test.
ying le!

today is timmy-shake's birthday! yay he's finally 21! :)! legal in every country ^^

and i had 2 beers, almost fell asleep in john's car :(

dad came into room:
'your room smells of something'
'beer?'
'..yeah...'
':('
'ooh! peach schnapps! what's it for?'
'meant to be an ingredient for sex on the beach'
'u can just mix juice and alcohol, it's cheaper'
'nou'


MATH IS EASY AND SO ARE U!

Sunday, 28 March 2010

Love

If the amount of love
is directly correlated
to how much of a jerk you are
for some reason i can't explain

then yi = β0 + β1Xi + ei

where:
yi = how much i love you
β0 = how much i already love you
β1 = you're a jerk but that's not why i love you
Xi = how much of a jerk you are
ei = unexplainable love

and in that case,

even though u are a goddamn jerk i love u :(




all men are jerks and so are u