Orange

oh my god josh gave me an orange-flavoured lolly now i am having that weird feeling in my mouth and my nose is sweating. POISONNNNN!!!!!!!!

Rant

my laptop charger is not in my room omg someone borrowed it probably cat but now that means i can't charge my laptop/phone overnight (lost my phone charger in taiwan).

omg first world problems!!

no scars today!! maybe cos all i did was sit in the office at work and learn to use the new POS system that we have!

but i went to the gym and didn't hurt myself - but i did take CRAZE and gurlllll dat shit make you so fly, but dayum it hits you hard later like chris brown and my gurl ri-ri.

Remember

in nature there are neither rewards nor punishments; there are only consequences.
death is just a consequence of life.
and living past death in the memories of others, is a consequence of living

Sold

ok here's my story for the day;

since thit kho ate my charger the other day, i decided to finally leave the house to buy a new charger~

so i drove to kingsway city to go to allphones.

yay they had it! ... but she couldn't sell it to me cos it was like 5:30pm and the boss already closed/turned the till off in anticipation that there would not be any more customers. the kind girl suggested i go to the petrol station because they would be cheaper too.

so i drove to gull kingsway.

yay they did not have it! bitches be sold out of samsungs. sadface.

so i drove to gull alexander heights.

yay they did not have it either! i hate my life and i hate my phone.

SAMSUNG OMNIA U ARE THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT !

but i baked giant cookies to cheer myself up.

and then i smashed noobs in dota

Volleys

stupid dog shat ON MY SHOES.

so i spanked it now it keeps following me around.

talk about being a rihanna and loving the way it hurts

Stare

omg i was so dead from the previous night today at work that i just stared blankly for the first 2 hours.

ron and michelle picked me up to take me to work (i know i could have walked by myself~!) because they wanted to eat the fish and chips.

i have reason to believe they're stalking me because i was showering when i came over and they sort of knew where i lived already for some reason.

i also saw ron at the bank the day before ! turns out i used to see his car all the time because he lived near my school :O he's so full of coincidences!

anyway here's a really lame story that i found really stupid.

background: we've all noticed that the customers at darch fish and chips are really really stupid. like boganly stupid, only did education up to year 12 stupid. we've had so many people say stupid shit when they come in to order or they do stupid shit like stay alive.

story: anyways i did a phone order yesterday (because it was sort of busy and helen was taking an order) and this lady calls up and is like

"can i get the special pack for four-"
"yeah"
"which is the 4 fish and chips with the four pineapple fritters-"
"yep, so u want the pineapple fritters?"
"yes"
"any salt"
"any what?"
"salt."
"oh *pause* okay"
end of story.

a - indicates that she intended to keep talking but i interrupted her because she's dumb

ok it wasn't that good but you can't imagine how frustrating it is when some lady speaks to you when u are a worker and tries to tell u what's on your menu like u don't know what it is.

these people frustrate me more than balga people - at least they were easier to talk to

Events

chains of events lead me to lose $150 and 2 demerits.

never again!

Nose

my nose started bleeding halfway through my stats lecture today.
had to run out of class, how embarrassing :(

ditza even wrote on my wall laughing at me, horrible!! :(

hate hay fever!

3 month house arrest in spring D:

Lag

i need like, more time. to myself.
i feel like i am so behind in everything,
and it's only getting worse.

like compound interest.

this economy's gonna crash soon.

ahh, time.

Skip2

still too cold for uni.
dota is more fun.

it was raining so hard on the freeway last night i wanted to pull over and cry.
):

Bliss

ignorance isn't bliss if u kick your son out of the house

Desidera

do you wanna know why we never get what we want?

cos we all want something different.

yeah okay, but alternate realities only exist in alternate realities.
u can't change now.

and that's why something's gotta give;
something or someone gives up something or someone they want so that something or someone can get the something or someone they want.
it all depends on who's willing to give in, give up, give out or give back.

so what happens when we want the same thing?

we still don't get what we want.
because there's not enough to go around.

so that brings me to the next point,
what do YOU want?

Acrostic

R: eally bad muslim
E: ats almost everything (see above)
N: eeds to exercise (see above)
A: lso drinks too much (see top)
T: akes ____s (see top)
A: lso thinks I'm useless :(

Essere

Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

I have a problem; i don’t want to do lectures or anything else because i just want to sit here and listen to music.

-

on another note, math lecturers either:

1. cannot speak english;
2. have messy handwriting; or
3. both

没有人在

if anyone wants to know how i feel right now,
i want to shout this out loud:

Monday

the day we moved from a 5star hotel to a 3star hotel.

i don't think we'll ever do that again.

it also rained and as a result NJ and i randomly fell asleep and then woke up to eat food. end of story LOL

Singapore

*sunday*

23:18s雨go: JUSTIN LEONG (L)!@msn ~ $ on sunday in sg again
23:18s雨go: JUSTIN LEONG (L)!@msn ~ $ lol
23:18Ĉǿςδρцģ@msn ~ $ shrug
23:18Ĉǿςδρцģ@msn ~ $ nothing
23:18Ĉǿςδρцģ@msn ~ $ far east
23:18s雨go: JUSTIN LEONG (L)!@msn ~ $ haha
23:18s雨go: JUSTIN LEONG (L)!@msn ~ $ oh right
23:18s雨go: JUSTIN LEONG (L)!@msn ~ $ fail


yeah. sg has lots of ugly people and ugly weather, but the food is effing good. definitely makes up for the first 2 defining characteristics.

on that note, the only time we both had upset stomaches was when we ate at our FIVE STAR HOTEL'S BUFFET. that says something about the country doesn't it :S

yes eileen, this does mean MSIA>SG. but at least SG has a working public transport system. and only cos the AUD->RM exchange rate shits on the AUD->SGD exchange rate :)

五月天

今天是五月天.

best concert ever.
i love it so much!

thank you everyone for getting together to make this present the one i will remember for the rest of my life!

and a big thank you to naijiao for organising it/coming with me to SG/putting up with my sexual frustration!

we also went to butter factory after mayday. SG clubbing fails. SG fails.

edit: i now remember what i was supposed to write!

17/4/10 was also the night that S.H.E. had a concert in singapore and it was at the stadium next door to national (where mayday was) and halfway through the night when Ashin was making a speech he was like 'cheer louder! we don't want our neighbours to laugh at us!', pretty funny lol.
and when he sung 恋爱ing, during the L O V E part where the crowd gets involved it was like:

L (crowd: L!)
O (crowd: O!)
V (crowd: V!)
E (crowd: E!)

S (crowd: S?)
H (crowd: H?)
E (crowd: E?!)
(crowd: ha ha ha)

end of story. well it was about S.H.E.ople vs. May个人! (i made that up myself aren't i clever!)

Wicked

got my 5th and (hopefully) final ear piercing today. just 1 step above the last one i got (flesh not cartilage).

my cousin loc asked me to wax my legs too because he said i was too hairy. vanessa gladly took up the offer and so now my legs and arms have no hair. her laugh is wicked and full of cruelty, especially after i shout and scream.

but most of you probably already knew that ness masturbates over pain.